Shoes Traced to Pakistan!
The pair of shoes which was thrown at Mr. Bush in Iraq has links to Pakistan, said a statement from the Pentagon.
They have the following proof:
i) The journalist had visited Pakistan earlier this year. There he was inspired by the shoe throwing at former CM Arbab Ghulam Rahim and Sher Afghan Niazi.
ii) He received his shoe throwing training at a camp of a Pakistan based Jihadi organization.
iii) The DNA sample of leather has revealed that the animal whose skin was used for manufacturing the shoe had traces of grass which is grown in North of Pakistan and this skin was collected by a Jihadi organization on Eid-ul-Adha this month.
Hearing this, President and Prime Minister have decided to ban the Jihadi organization and have launched a country wide crackdown against all cobblers in Pakistan.
The SHOE MISSILE attack on the US President in Baghdad has raised serious concerns. The fact that this technology was available to an Iraqi journalist has heightened these concerns. A major investigation is underway in the PENTAGON to determine how the development of this technology was not detected by US intelligence and how it reached Iraq. Preliminary findings by the PENTAGON presented to the National Security Council indicate that the shoe missile technology was secretly developed in a remote mountain cave in the inaccessible terrain astride the Pakistan-Afghan border. Initial interrogation of the Iraqi journalist by US agents has indicated that the Journalist traveled to the FATA and was trained extensively in use of SHOE MISSILE TECHNOLOGY in a Madressah. There is probably an Al Qaeda link in the transfer of this technology. India has confirmed US findings and has stated that SHOE MISSILE TECHNOLOGY was also available to the Mumbai attackers but they did not get a chance to use it. Interrogation of the surviving attacker is ongoing and a dossier of evidence is being compiled. US has asked Iraq to hand over the SHOE Missile used so that it can be ‘reverse engineered’ for use in the Global War on Terror. Meanwhile US citizens have been advised to wear protective headgear and be on the alert for SHOE MISSILE attacks. A deadly variation of this missile may be a version based on high heeled shoes deliverable by female attackers.
They have the following proof:
i) The journalist had visited Pakistan earlier this year. There he was inspired by the shoe throwing at former CM Arbab Ghulam Rahim and Sher Afghan Niazi.
ii) He received his shoe throwing training at a camp of a Pakistan based Jihadi organization.
iii) The DNA sample of leather has revealed that the animal whose skin was used for manufacturing the shoe had traces of grass which is grown in North of Pakistan and this skin was collected by a Jihadi organization on Eid-ul-Adha this month.
Hearing this, President and Prime Minister have decided to ban the Jihadi organization and have launched a country wide crackdown against all cobblers in Pakistan.
The SHOE MISSILE attack on the US President in Baghdad has raised serious concerns. The fact that this technology was available to an Iraqi journalist has heightened these concerns. A major investigation is underway in the PENTAGON to determine how the development of this technology was not detected by US intelligence and how it reached Iraq. Preliminary findings by the PENTAGON presented to the National Security Council indicate that the shoe missile technology was secretly developed in a remote mountain cave in the inaccessible terrain astride the Pakistan-Afghan border. Initial interrogation of the Iraqi journalist by US agents has indicated that the Journalist traveled to the FATA and was trained extensively in use of SHOE MISSILE TECHNOLOGY in a Madressah. There is probably an Al Qaeda link in the transfer of this technology. India has confirmed US findings and has stated that SHOE MISSILE TECHNOLOGY was also available to the Mumbai attackers but they did not get a chance to use it. Interrogation of the surviving attacker is ongoing and a dossier of evidence is being compiled. US has asked Iraq to hand over the SHOE Missile used so that it can be ‘reverse engineered’ for use in the Global War on Terror. Meanwhile US citizens have been advised to wear protective headgear and be on the alert for SHOE MISSILE attacks. A deadly variation of this missile may be a version based on high heeled shoes deliverable by female attackers.
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